The GLP-1 era, ranked by what actually moves the scale.

• 1.Retatrutide›
• 2.Tirzepatide›
• 3.Semaglutide›
• 4.Cagrilintide›
• 5.Orforglipron›
• 6.Metformin›
• 7.Mazdutide›
• 8.Survodutide›

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For beat-up joints and tendons that won’t shut up.

• 1.BPC-157›
• 2.TB-500›
• 3.GHK-Cu›
• 4.KPV›
• 5.Thymosin Alpha-1›
• 6.ARA-290›
• 7.SS-31›
• 8.LL-37›

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The GH axis: size, sleep, skin, recovery, ranked honestly.

• 1.HGH›
• 2.Ipamorelin›
• 3.CJC-1295›
• 4.Tesamorelin›
• 5.MK-677›
• 6.GHRP-2›
• 7.GHRP-6›
• 8.Hexarelin›

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Nootropic peptides, mostly Russian, occasionally magic.

• 1.Semax›
• 2.Noopept›
• 3.Alpha GPC›
• 4.Phenylpiracetam›
• 5.Bromantane›
• 6.Cerebrolysin›
• 7.Piracetam›
• 8.Aniracetam›

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Falling asleep, staying asleep, waking up human.

• 1.Trazodone›
• 2.Lemborexant›
• 3.Agomelatine›
• 4.Zopiclone›
• 5.Clonidine›
• 6.Seltorexant›
• 7.DSIP›

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Taking the edge off without taking the week off.

• 1.Pregabalin›
• 2.Baclofen›
• 3.Propranolol›
• 4.Gabapentin›
• 5.Phenibut HCl›
• 6.Selank›
• 7.GB-115›

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The heavy artillery. Know exactly what you’re signing up for.

• 1.Testosterone›
• 2.Nandrolone›
• 3.Anavar›
• 4.Trenbolone›
• 5.Dianabol›
• 6.Masteron›
• 7.Primobolan›
• 8.Boldenone›

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Selective on paper. Your bloodwork will have opinions.

• 1.MK-2866›
• 2.RAD-140›
• 3.LGD-4033›
• 4.S-4›
• 5.S-23›
• 6.YK-11›
• 7.GSK-2881078›
• 8.ACP-105›

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The follicle wars, fought with receipts.

• 1.Finasteride›
• 2.Minoxidil›
• 3.Ketoconazole Shampoo›
• 4.Dutasteride›
• 5.Pyrilutamide›
• 6.RU58841›
• 7.CB-03-01›
• 8.SM04554›

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Glow-up compounds, minus the influencer pricing.

• 1.MT-2›
• 2.GLOW›
• 3.MT-1›
• 4.AHK-Cu›
• 5.SNAP-8›

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Works-or-doesn’t territory. I’ll tell you which is which.

• 1.Tadalafil›
• 2.Sildenafil›
• 3.PT-141›
• 4.Oxytocin›

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The exit ramp and the cleanup crew.

• 1.Enclomiphene Citrate›
• 2.Tamoxifen›
• 3.hCG›
• 4.Anastrozole›
• 5.Exemestane›
• 6.Cabergoline›
• 7.Clomiphene Citrate›
• 8.Raloxifene›

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Feel less wrecked, maybe live longer. Evidence varies wildly.

• 1.NAD+›
• 2.MOTS-c›
• 3.Glutathione›
• 4.Methylene Blue›
• 5.Epitalon›
• 6.Vitamin B12›
• 7.Teriparatide›
• 8.Vitamin C›

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The boring stuff that keeps the fun stuff survivable.

• 1.Telmisartan›
• 2.Nebivolol›
• 3.Rosuvastatin›
• 4.Ezetimibe›
• 5.Isotretinoin›
• 6.Empagliflozin›
• 7.NAC›
• 8.TUDCA›

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